she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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