I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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