You're completely useless in the revolution.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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