Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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