Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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