Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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