I want to stick my p in your. b.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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