Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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