Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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