Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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