When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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