I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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