Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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