Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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