spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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