She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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