Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
