how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
