Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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