let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
