Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The adults are the big ones right?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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