It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Text me some of your sweat
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