every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Houston, we have a squirter
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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