So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
