found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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