Where did you get a picture of my penis
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
