Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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