we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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