i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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