ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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