i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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