If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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