they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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