He is such a slut. More and more my type.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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