i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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