I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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