maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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