oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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