so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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