Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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