U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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