I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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