There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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