i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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