If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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