dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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