Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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