You work out of a Hotel?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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