i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
ttyl tear gas
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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