Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
His nipple licking is glorious
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